“There’s this gynormous aquarium tank … full of big-ass lobsters. That’s right … big-ass. I point to the biggest one … that one … and say … I’m gonna eat you. Now I feel bad. Not for eating him, he tasted great … and he’s now a part of me. I feel bad because I was so full … I couldn’t eat him all … and now I’m getting peckish … And you know … you can’t doggie bag a lobster. That would be SO un-fucking-couth.” *belly rub*
Use slow delivery, extended pausing, facial and body animation, embedded DHVs, and calibrated body rocking. It’s short enough to affect a solid move to quiet area lock-in, after a brief take-away and re-open. Remember, a lot of things get conveyed with this indirect opener. This is field tested. Feel free to comment on what you think these things are, below.
You COULD also curl your finger and summon her direct, but then where’s the art in that?!!
Performance: Carry a notepad and pen to show this in your next group set. Performance of it is everything. The result should be laughter, not slaps. Well, not hard slaps. Write out the proof step by step. Don’t have it simply already written. It’s one thing to show it, it’s another to actually PERFORM IT. It will be one more fun useful gambit in your PUA repertoire for years to come.
Click a season and watch the first episode right now …
Looks fantastic on the iPad. Air-play it to your TV.
Immediate viewing – American iTunes only apparently*
*Sorry to my non-American friends who must settle for a torrent search.
$2 an episode otherwise.
Why should a PUA watch the ENTIRE thing?
Your next target may have seen an episode. Or her dad. The PUA, it appears, is quite engrained culturally. Picking up a girl ‘in-the-know’ isn’t technically any more difficult, but it IS different. Know what some girls already may know.
Consider watching an episode or two before going out for motivation. Watch with your wingman, or even your GF (she’ll enjoy it too). Be ‘in-the-know’. Also, should you meet me, you may meet with one of my friends from the show. It’s good to know who’s who in the PUA scene.